lumos5001:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

i require fan art of this stat

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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via gnarly)

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

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GLADoS what the fuck did you just fucking say about me
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infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

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evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi

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castielcampbell:

yarnzipangirl:

sadpresidents:

autasha:

steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative

"with disabilities"? what disability does he have

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Seriously?

what disability DIDN’T he have… oh wait.. they hadn’t amputated a limb… yet

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via niggavevo)

Paula S. 16. Brazil
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